That 70's Show

Quite possibly the funniest quote from that show I have heard.

Scene: Eric didn't return the library books that his dad (Red) wanted. Eric tells him that he will pay the overdue fine of $.25 and return them the next day. Red gets angry and snarls...

Red: "It's all about rules. And without rules, we might all as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other."

Long pause

Eric:"....Okay...."

I found the sound bite too - It'll convey it better than I can! :)

Go to that site, then hit Red on the Sound Bites section. Scroll down and look for "Why we have rules..."