Take notes! Lessons on how to be the perfect girlfriend.

How to be the perfect girlfriend... This brings the laughs and is, per my understanding, quite true... :-)


Guys, what do you think?


What makes the "perfect" girlfriend?

Laughing baby

Maybe the cutest baby ever. Who knew door stoppers were so funny?

I'm back! Well, sorta...

I'm coming out of my blogger silence and hiatus with this story to share:

Minnesota Toe Licker Napped

Please (I beg you), please read this. The picture for the article is worth one million (that's right, million) words...and uproars in laughter.

Thanks, Perez...

For this truly bizarre great video. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Bearforce 1.

Prison's going to be awesome!

And, you know, should I ever have to go to prison...I hope it's something like this...

Spelling Bee Champion

Om. My. Gosh. That poor anchor woman! Seriously, I feel so bad for laughing because I have the distinct feeling that this kid might be mentally handicapped. But then again, he's a good speller. Is there a disability that makes one a phenom speller...but by all other accounts...act like an idiot? Or is he just socially awkward because he's home schooled?

A sheep in skeleton's clothing

The funniest video I have seen since the Rat Monster video.

I've gone MIA...

So sorry! I've been caught up in finals and have slept little. As a peace offering, I give you this video. It's where I was born and raised. Be jealous. Very, very jealous. This has apparently made its way all the way to the Ellen Show!

I'm a pinky!

Thanks, BB!

(Wipes sweat off brow) I'm with ya, glad to know I am not the middle finger!

...

But "downright weird"?? Alright...

Maybe. :)

You Are a Pinky

You are fiercely independent, and possibly downright weird. A great communicator, you can get along with almost anyone. You are kind and sympathetic. You support all your friends - and love them for who they are. You get along well with: The Ring Finger Stay away from: The Thumb

What Finger Are You?

iRack and iRan

glumbert.com - The Apple iRack

I'm famous!

I got put on the radio yesterday! W-VNS (102.5) here in Nashville has my favorite DJ, Lulu, on the drive home. I know, I know. I'm probably going to get made fun of for my station choice...but I love her!

Anyway, she does this "60 Second Poll" and yesterday's was regarding couples sleeping in separate bedrooms. Some psychologist hypothesized that, by the year 2015, 60 percent of couples would be sleeping in separate beds/rooms. Well, I thought this was ridiculous...ridiculous enough to call in and voice my opinion.

When the call connected, a familiar voice answered the phone...it was Lulu! She asked me my name and what I thought and then asked me if I would mind holding on to go on the air. Heck no, I don't mind holding on to go on the air!

So, while I'm holding, I try to think of smart things to say. Nothing came to mind. I completely drew a blank.

Lulu came back on, "Sarah? Tell us what you think. Would you rather sleep in separate beds?"

"No way!," I said.

Silence.

"Sure, it's nice to sleep alone...but not every night. I'd rather sleep next to someone every night, than sleep alone. That way, when you do sleep alone, it's like a treat...you can spread out...you know?"

Lulu - "That's great! How long have you been married, Sarah?"

Silence.

"Um, I'm not." Thinking to myself..."God, I live in sin."

Awkward.

So, we say our thanks and goodbyes and she goes to the next caller. Well, the call is delayed a bit, so I got to hear myself! I thought, "Man, I don't sound anything like that!"

Then my phone rang. A friend of mine called screaming... "I just heard you on the radio!!! It sounded just like you!!!"

Great!

Then another friend called, "Was that you on the radio?!?!"

Yup. It was.

How many people listen to this?!

Haha - I'm famous. And apparently I sound like a nasally 12-year old.

Appreciate the Randomness

Please say that you have seen Mean Girls. And if you haven't, lie to me. This movie is great. I just remembered these quotes from there and the accuracy has been ensured .

"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get Chlamydia... and die."

"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."

"Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya."

"Boo, you whore!"

"Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that."

Face Transformer!

This is great! The St Andrews Face Transformer takes a picture of you and distorts it into different ethnicities and likens your face in the fashion of famous painters. What would you look like if Van Gogh painted you? Find out here!

But, by far my favorite...Japanimation! I have been told by way too many people that I look like a living Japanimation character. And I suppose this one does show a striking resemblance...Check it out for yourself:

It's funny, the Asian image (2nd image/top row) doesn't look that different from me either...

Hum, perhaps my roots are over there...the Japanimation and the Asian images are the ones that look closest...

What do you think? How about yours?

Cute Overload? Oh Yeah...

Cute Overload

Apparently, this person scours the internet looking for all things cute. I think she/he has succeeded, don't you? Go on there, peruse...make your teeth ache from all the sweetness...

Sarah's Creek - My Life...With a Soundtrack

If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be?

Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...


Opening Credits: Start Me Up - The Rolling Stones
Waking Up: Don't Stop Till You Get Enough - Michael Jackson
First Day of College: On A Day Like Today - Bryan Adams
Falling in Love: Don't Know Why - Norah Jones
Fight Song: Cherry Pie - Warrant
Breaking Up: Funky Shit - The Prodigy
Graduating College: Loose Ends - Imogen Heap
My Big Break: Want To - Sugarland
Mental Break Down: This CD is in Stores - Mitch Hedburg (Does this count?)
Driving Song: Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Flashback: Heaven Forbid - The Fray
Getting Back Together: You and I Both - Jason Mraz
Wedding: Set the Mood Right - Justin Timberlake (yeah...that's right...)
Birth of Child: Bang Bang - Dispatch (nice...)
Paying the Dues: Low - Coldplay
Moment of Triumph: La Vie Boheme - RENT Soundtrack
Final Battle: Stay - Lisa Loeb (okay, it was the karaoke version...I can't lie...and I can't make myself look cool)
Death Scene: The Waiting - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Funeral Scene: Must be Dreaming - Frou Frou
End Credits: Baby One More Time - Britney Spears (Hilarious)

Shock more powerful than the bark...

Guy takes repeated shocks from an anti-bark dog collar...

Hilarious!!!

In keeping with the Emo'ism

Emo Orange's Profile

Emo 2.0

Incredibly funny site.
It's about Emo's - you know, Emotionals?

A Hahaha - Hilarious!

Seriously, this is the funniest, most bizarre commercial I have seen in a good long while. Thanks Skittles!

Obit?

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com