I was told by a fellow blogger, DP, that (if in Chicago) I should join this society because I would fit in oh so perfectly.
Here, ladies and gents...is the Lincoln Park Trixie Society.
Description: Chicago's premier social organization of young, on-the-move women living in wonderful Lincoln Park. You don't have to be from Chicago to get the joke; every town has its Trixies. They're the women with Kate Spade bags for every day of the week; the ex-sorority girls still lusting after big, dumb jocks; the women who go to law school to find husbands.
The Lincoln Park Trixie Society provides "the backbone and courage necessary for many young Trixies to climb the social ladder, and continues to provide the structure necessary to maintain Lincoln Park as one of the most wonderful neighborhoods in all of Chicago." Along with information about the society's history, membership and services, a site devoted to said society features a host of sections, with names running from the subtle (the " " advice column) to the ridiculous (" ").I really must go now - I'm driving in my Jetta to meet some sorority sisters at the Starbucks around the corner.