Owner of a Lonely Heart...
Yes...
(hahaha)
Japanese men are finding it increasingly difficult to partner with a women that will please them. So...as any natural person would do, they turn not to dating sites or prostitutes...but to plastic.
Plastic sex dolls.
These dolls are life like and are anatomically correct and range in price from $800-$5,500 a piece. The more expensive models are made of silicone (more life-like and have, get this, 35 movable joints).
Please read the attached article...it makes me really sad for this one guy who goes by "Ta - Bo".
"Each has a name. Ta-Bo often watches television with his toys before bathing them, powdering them so that their skin feels more human, dressing them in lingerie and then taking them to bed.
'A human girl can cheat on you or betray you sometimes, but these dolls never do those thing. They belong to me 100 percent,' says the engineer who has spent more than 2 million yen ($16,000) over the past decade on the dolls."
Poor Ta - Bo! He has three of them lined up on his couch when he returns home...then he bathes them and powders them.
He has obviously been cheated on in the past.
Ta - Bo, not everyone cheats! I promise. You have to pick up the pieces, man. Date women. Real ones that don't come from a factory or a company. And don't advertise the number of movable parts they have.
There's a girl out there for you. Don't give up hope. Seriously, these were originally meant for handicapped men....but whatever floats your boat.
Obviously Ta - Bo wanted some girl to "belong" to him and do whatever he wanted her to. He likes the silent, submissive type. Those kinda girls might be difficult to find.
Well, I guess he found one. Scratch that...he found three of them. Until his next paycheck and he can buy more. Whoo Hoo!
6 comments:
OMG, OMG, OMG, where do I begin? Random thought, but your friendly, neighborhood anonymous message dropper...
Why does "Memoirs of a Geisha" come to mind?
This guy, Ta-Bo, is that a real name or a joke about Billy Blank's workout? haha
How can this guy get a real girl? Think about it. Picture the day he brings over the lucky girl for the first time. Does he dishonor his harem by shoving them in the closet? Or does he just pretend it's ok that he, a "mature" man, still plays with dolls, albeit in a very "special" way?
If he has these dolls because he was cheated on before, this might be his revenge since he's not even faithful to any of his 3 dolls. Nevermind the fact he would be cheating on any real girlfriend he attempted to court...
As for your little "these were designed for handicapped men" comment, that gets a big old "whatchyoutalkin' bout Willis" from me. Assuming you mean a guy who's para (or quadra) plegic, how could such a guy make love to his dollies???
Pardon the grammar mistakes. In my haste I completely fumbled an attempt at saying, "Random thoughts, brought to you by your friendly neighborhood anon message dropper." Going off to flog myself now...
Oh, poor Anon. It's okay.
About the handicapped thing, that's what it said in the article...it's the only information I can give you! :)
Ok, flogging complete and penance paid...
I'm curious about the whole handicap issue ("handicapable" for you over-the-top PC freaks), because it is my understanding that both paraplegics and quadriplegics are effectively "numb" from the waist on down. Pretty much defeats the purpose of giving them on of these dolls, except maybe to use literally as a body pillow. (rim shot)
I almost hate to admit it, but this story reminded me of something. I saw a (dateline maybe?) news story on these things, but - they were being used.. not as 'girlfriends' but more so as sex toys. They feel real, etc. And this was at least 2 years ago.
The story just keep on growing. Found this on my fave techno-blog today...
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/those-toys/japanese-man-spends-170k-in-hi+tech-dolls-to-shake-his-wiimote-280990.php
Sort of puts a whole new spin on "Dollywood" huh?
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