Britney's 'Shear' Maddness

Oh Britney! Please, honey...This is so last year - Natalie Portman.

I'm hoping for the best that this was some sort of religious/spiritual experience for you. Perhaps this was a sort of cleansing or rebirth from that horrible reject of society you were married to. Britney, say that's what your M.O. was!

PS - And, why were you getting a tattoo of red lips on your wrist?? Interesting.